by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
Get the She doesn’t drink alcoholmug. Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.
I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.
by Ultimo Gringo November 7, 2022
Get the Alcohol Armormug. Probably a kid named Nathan… we all know an alcoholic named Nathan. Nathan’s are typically the funnest alcoholics though, always down for anything; they would go anywhere with you and do anything. Especially if their last name starts with a K.
by Harold N. July 22, 2021
Get the Alcoholicmug. Alcohol eve is the day before valentines day where you drink your heart out so on valentines day your too hungover to realize that your single and lonely
by Idkimjustherefortheride April 5, 2024
Get the Alcohol evemug. The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.
"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."
by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025
Get the spontaneous alcoholic zynflationmug. The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
by The ZmAc March 7, 2009
Get the Alcoholic Widowmug. 