Albert

A little man who is fluid between ducks and geese. He is a good boy

Me: I love Albert!
Him: Squaaaak!

by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021

albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019

albert

loml

albert is my loml

by estasiii November 27, 2021

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick

Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig

by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025

Albert

Slang for the words “Alright Bet”

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)

by alrp July 6, 2025

albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them

Why did you Albert my computer?

by help28 August 17, 2022