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Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well
Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman
by ahahhaah January 22, 2018
mugGet the Albertemug.

Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.
Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019
mugGet the Albert Daymug.

albert

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.
by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022
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Albert

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)
by alrp July 6, 2025
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Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016
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Albert

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022
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