Alan Diff

When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose

"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."

by Poggers912 September 27, 2020

Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.

Your being such an Alan today Andrew.

by Hardman George July 15, 2020

Alan

A great Grandad who loves playing cars has a great imagination in everything

Alan is a great granddad

by 15476 February 2, 2022

Alan

Alan

A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person

He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.

Dude 1: Broo.. who tf is him
Dude 2: * looks up *
Dude 2 : oh! He’s Alan

by I have a pug November 21, 2021

Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.

Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.

by tinnytintin September 21, 2022

Alan

literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.

“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”

“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”

by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021

Alaning

Using the Alan Wrench

Michael was alaning so hard while building this machine.

by Chinkyboy September 28, 2018