A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
by CorriCoral June 19, 2020
Get the Alabama familymug. "I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
by Nyoomanator July 16, 2021
Get the Alabama Bullshitmug. The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017
Get the Alabama Beanstalkmug. by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020
Get the Alabama Surfingmug. I didn’t like the way the rental agent talked to me so when he stepped away, I sent an Alabama email over the counter.
by VSTN January 7, 2021
Get the Alabama emailmug. Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?
Guy 2 - no?
Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.
Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!
Guy 2 - no?
Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.
Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!
by HalfGearrod December 4, 2017
Get the alabama mottomug. When the smaller mate (regardless of sex (if female use stap-on similar to pegging)) rides on the back on the bigger one (who runs as fast as they can) while fucking them in the ass.
Guy 1: Yo last night my girl gave me the Alabama Backpack
Guy 2: Nice! How far did you run?
Guy 1: All the way to the gas station!
Guy2 : Damn!!
Guy 2: Nice! How far did you run?
Guy 1: All the way to the gas station!
Guy2 : Damn!!
by Jonnysockskin July 27, 2016
Get the alabama backpackmug.