amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.

Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.

by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023

Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.

She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.

by Goons definitions May 11, 2023

Amish moonbutter

A sexual act when you piss into an Amish persons asshole

“I made some Amish moonbutter with her last night”

by Dustyc0wb0y May 18, 2023

Amish rocket

The Amish rocket is the process of using your own, hand churned butter, to utilize as lubrication for your asshole during an Amish gang bang.

We really cranked that Amish rocket, Jeremiah.

by Gigi banks July 22, 2023

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

amishai

The dad of all dads. Amishai means “gift of god” and this is true, Amishai is smart, and will surely benefit society. Amishai’s generally have a “dad vibe” and will take anyone under their wing with guidance, and knowledge. Amishai gives great advice, and will benefit you in any way he can, while maintaining his “fatherly composure”. Amishai is great to know and will be a very smart individual who you should let help you.

A: Who is that guy with the Hawaiian shirt, he looks like a kind dad.
B:Oh that’s for sure an Amishai.

by Marriane Noble September 23, 2023

Aamish

Ejaculating an unfathomable amount of cum on a human males chest, typically after engaging in homoerotic activities or in rare cases done in solitude.

Nah man, i paid them extra to aamish me! It was legendary!

by Sven Øen Jorgenson October 2, 2023