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Adam is a fatfuck
by 53 Cylinders November 3, 2019
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Adam is bald and alone. Even his misses left him. Poor Adam l. Sympathise for Adam
by Ya Da works at Avon November 6, 2020
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Adam is one of a kind. He gets mad over the smallest things and probably won't forgive you for a long time but eventually he will forgive you. When he does like someone, he can't ever take his eyes off her or him. He's going to be addicted to them like they're his fav drink but he's going to act like he never cares about them since he doesn't want anyone to know.

Your lucky if you have an Adam in you life, they're perfect, almost every part of them is.
Adam: why did you steal MY project idea?
person: I just thought of it-
Adam: *gets angry about it for like a week bcs of it*
by justspeakingfax December 26, 2022
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Adam is the kind of kid who was free-ranged in elementary school but was constantly hunted down by wranglers after stripping through the hallways. Adam is often seen standing at the urinal with pants to his ankles and or making a mural on the walls from his own fecal matter. He is referred to as the Cum Gobbler as many have observed whenever he eats, he says "Cum... Cum... Cum... YUM... YUM... YUM". Overall, Adam is a menace to society who is unfit to continue living.
Yo, Adam is a fucking idiot
by AidanMaybe? December 5, 2021
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A man with HUGE nostrils.
"Hey Adam, hows your luck with the ladies?"

"Not very good, my nostrils ruin it all.
by sexytoelover69 May 4, 2020
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a short Jewish boy who should be with snow white cause he so damn short hes a dwarf
adam you short
by Rainbow kitty101 May 11, 2020
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adam is a small pp.
by The supreme one. February 17, 2020
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