joe

The Angel of Death, surgeon of demise, infamous butcher and rancid scienceman, mostly renowed for his work during the Hitler's Reich and his rancid scream feeding.

"Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood"

- Slayer, Angel of Death (Joe)

by the Arald July 26, 2008

joe

1) Acting like a goofey cracker (Philadelphia). Sometimes used by young black men as a slight jab against white people who act extra nerdy, dorky, uptight, or walk around like they got a rock in their ass.

2) A situation, thing, or event that is too straight-edged to enjoy.

Yo that party was joe as shit.

by waterclown November 1, 2007

Joe

A gay homophobic prostitute who lick 10 jizz puddles a day.

Joe: lick my nuts
Me: no
Joe: too late

by MeMeTheMutant November 9, 2015

Joe

Big time guido. Usually found in the club trying to dance on chicks. Very puny and non-muscular. Has a tiny penis.

Friend 1 - His penis was so small.

Friend 2 - Was his name Joe?
Friend 1 - Obviously

by Guido Hater August 25, 2010

Joe

Hateful person, often very annoying.
Short, and ugly, similar to a chipmunk.
Small penis

1: You suck!
2. Don't be a Joe

by Miao1234 November 25, 2014

Joe

Basically a giant slut with an extremely small penis. A giant wank.

Wow what a joe.

by Joe'sASlut January 24, 2015

Joe

A guy who walks like a chicken. Basically anybody that walks like a chicken

Person ONE: "look at that guy walking like a chicken!"
Person TWO: "yeah, he is definitely a JOE"

by xxSMILE:Dxx December 26, 2010