Parking lot duck

Parking Lot Duck. Also know as lot ducks, asphalt ducks, etc.

Seagulls, are now to be known as parking lot ducks, when found on parking lots, and other asphalt surfaces. As far as anyone can tell the phrase was made up by Cory Goltiani, as he drove through a few parking lots dodging "the parking lot ducks" The phrase was an instant hit and now people all over are using it.

Good lord look at all those parking lot ducks waiting for garbage to eat!

by mrwizard June 24, 2013

Iowa Lizard Lots

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

parking lot pimpin

1.Fucking in a parking lot.

2. Fucking in a public place, at night or during the day.

We don't need no hotel, we parking lot pimpin

by rtof January 19, 2008

Denny's parking lot fight

Meaning a un-classy style of fighting, usually by people that are loud, boisterous and without much dignity.

I didn't like the way she looked at my man, so I told her let's go, I am going to Denny's parking lot fight ya!

by DNAGuy August 21, 2020

1-900-MIX-A-LOT

The official number of kicking them nasty thoughts.

That ball on the ground is a nasty thought and upon dialing 1-900-MIX-A-LOT I shall kick it.

by MisterEmm August 20, 2014

sir-owns-a-lot

1)to be really awesome
2)to be a pimp
3)a really good dota player and a lover.
4)The sexiest man alive

1)omg its a bird, no its a plane, its sir-owns-a-lot
2)wow that guy has 13 girl friends. He is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot.
3)that guys is such a pro. He got a triple kill at lvl 1. he is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot
4)sir-owns-a-lot is very sexy

by jose September 1, 2008

Parking Lot Pickle

An event in which friends gather in a parking lot to watch Rick & Morty on a little battery-powered TV. Similar to a pre-game tailgate in that it often features lawn chairs, cocktail weenies, chips n' dip, and beer.

'Hey man, are you RSVP'ing to the Parking Lot Pickle tonight??'
'YOU BET! PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!'

by Rotetraum February 24, 2023