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Moist Ham

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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ham picnic

When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.
After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.
by Big Papa 19 April 25, 2017
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Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Ham Skin

I like pulling my ham skin.

She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.

Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Jam the ham

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"
by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019
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Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.
by stare November 6, 2011
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Ham Hogging

When your homeboy is doing more than just cartwheels on that shit
My boy Kyle was constantly Ham Hogging me during that uno game
by Mrfatcakes May 26, 2023
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