Whoopie Cannon

After cumming inside her, with her ass up, fill the vagina with air like a balloon with your mouth; next anal doggy style, thrust once in all the way and shove your balls into her vagina as far as possible, then you both fall forward and the massive queef will blow your balls out with force making a whoopie cannon.

Damn dude may nuts is killin me!

Why's that?

I got mah bitch drunk enough to try the whoopie cannon last night

*HIGH FIVE*

by Anita Lott Moore February 4, 2010

have cannon

To be heavily armed.

"The French are have cannon"

"Are you sure"


"Sorry, I meant the taliban"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Thruster Cannon

Ungh...

Thruster Cannon ...Ungh.

by SselluosS August 18, 2011

Cannon Wire

The wire that is attached to a cannon and is pulled to fire it.

Seeing as how they were running out, the young boy was sent deep into the cellar to fetch some cannon wire to help defend agaisnt the invading army.

by Cory Beddome July 25, 2006

Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo

Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"

by Embrey April 4, 2010

sugar cannon

Noun: referring to a a penis that: produces a lot of semen during ejaculation, is capable of shooting large distances, can shoot semen with great force, or any combination of the three.

Verb: to sugar cannon; sugar cannoning. The act of shooting a lot of semen or shooting semen a long distance during ejaculation.

"i'm gonna suck your sugar cannon so hard" (noun)

or

"i want you to sugar cannon the fuck all over my face" (verb)

by andrewandrew August 20, 2012

cannon fart

A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball

*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!

by Hymenpunisher November 17, 2014