malaysian badger

something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.
paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.
by mc 18 inch buddha October 30, 2008
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badger shagger

not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation
f*ck you, badger shagger
by Emperor Xist February 01, 2006
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Honey Badger

Someone who simply doesn't give a shit and does what they want regardless of the odds or mass opposition they face.

However someone cannot be a temporary honey badger. They either are or they are not as they must be like this in every scenario.
Look at his face, he doesn't give a shit. Hes a Honey Badger!

He doesn't care what that guy had to say... hes a mofo honey badger
by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014
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cock badger

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name for someone you hate or just feel like telling them something
dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge
by lincolning April 30, 2008
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badger and blade

A little corner of the Internet where gentlemen can get together to discuss the finer things in life, be it home roasted coffee beans, a nice Cigar, a glass of wine or a relaxing wet shave.
Badger and Blade the premier Wet Shaving and lifestyle forum.
by White tree February 20, 2014
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Angry Badger

This is when a young man who has a premature grey streak in his hair has a mardy and thus looks like an Angry Badger.
I would leave Dunc's right alone this morning he's made a rick and is having a right Angry Badger and feels a cont

Dunc's ended up having an Angry Badger last night as he tried to have it up the Wichenford but ended up bumping into a wonky eyed midget
by PB16 March 06, 2008
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Releasing the Badger

When you are all minding your own business at work and you see that skanky bitch comin and you just release a little poot poot and the beast within comes out and takes reign of that bitch nose hairs and she will vomit in her mouth at least 5,927 times.
Nikki: Jackie, I was releasing the badger super gnarly and Christy walked right into it, dude!

Jackie: Nikki... you go girl! *wink*
by Momma Badger March 27, 2010
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