Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.
Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
by Big Red Yeti December 31, 2018
A person who spends so much time looking in the mirror they may as well be riding (having sex) with it.
Loving yourself that much isn't right, how much time does he spend in the bathroom? He's a total mirror jockey!
by Sammi3004 November 24, 2012
Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.
Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.
by John Dohh August 16, 2020
Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.
Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?
(Male escort): I am a Top.
Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
(Male escort): I am a Top.
Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
by Demosthene s September 27, 2012
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by wenttothemoon December 06, 2019
Jack/Jane was labeled a Kankle Jockey for having had repeated intercourse with overweight men/women.
by ANA333 March 12, 2012