wordcount

A tool to make your efforts and time instantly feel worthless, in under 1 second

Well the essay was going well until I checked my wordcount and found i was less than halfway through.

by MajorGayer May 6, 2010

wondo

An abbreviation of wonderful.
Pronounced: one-dough

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I can't wait to write this wondo art history paper! (sarcastically)
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Scott: Yo, what do you think about hittin' up this hella legit trail I found on Mt. Tam yesterday?

Dave: Dude that sounds wondo! Let's get 'er dun!

by runningman1228 May 25, 2011

Wardores

Wardores-a safe word to abruptly end a conversation or physical encounter when someone has over stepped the bounds of personal space.

Joanie was in an intense personal conversation regarding her past relationships when John asked a question that cut to close to the heart. Joanie evoked the wardores clause which immediately eliminated any answer and further questions regarding this subject.

by Annemar November 3, 2011

Word of Mouth shot

When a person takes a shot but does not swallow it and then transfers it over to the other persons mouth.

Word of Mouth Shot

by Zeus187 May 16, 2013

wordbet

An agreement or an acknowledgment

A: hey you wann hangout later

B: bet
A: wordbet

by Erlich Bachman December 26, 2016

Word fart

When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again

Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"

Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"

by mandem got mad tings June 12, 2017

wodrod

A deformation of the penis caused by repeated collisions with a barbell, often inflicted during a high pace, high intensity "workout of the day" (WOD). Symptoms can range from erectile dysfunction, to an acute bending of the penis. This injury is commonly seen among beginner CrossFit practitioners where sound Olympic Lifting technique has not been mastered, resulting in the victim violently thrusting his pelvis into the barbell during the clean or snatch.

Her: Am I not turning you on tonight?, do you not find me attractive?

Him: Sorry hun, I just have a severe case of WODROD this evening.

by soggywontons February 13, 2018