Woolfson. Historically a surname, The wolf name originated from Oswald the Wolf in angelo Saxon times . The name has since been adapted by millennials into a verb. The adaptation come from strong paedophilic origins. The desire to preform acts of fellatio on someone’s sons in an aggressive wolf like manner or in this case to “Woolf down your son.”
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Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..
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