WindowsVista

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.

"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"

by Diggie January 15, 2007

windwow

Another way of spelling "window". It must be ok, because if you google "windwow" you come up with thousands and thousands of hits - even linked to companies who manufacture and sell windows.

This word originated back in the early '70s when my sister typed up a Christmas poem parody I wrote called "Christmas in the '70s" as a parody of "T'was the Night Before Christmas".

Anyway, the last lines in the poem went like this:

He staggared to his sleigh and his team made a fixture,
And away they all flew, like a horror picture.
But I heard him exclaim, from his sleigh window sill,
"I'll sue you if you don't pay the bill!"

But she made a typo when she typed "window"... she actually typed "windwow". In fact that was the only mistake she made in typing up the entire thing. This was like the fourth time she had typed it in because I complained about other typos in previous drafts.

So when I complained about "windwow", she grabbed it and put a line through the second "w" and gave it back to me, and that's when I realized that she wasn't going to type it in a fifth time. I think it was at that very moment when I ceased in being a perfectionist.

Anyway, since that fateful day, whenever I wrote the words "window" or "windows", I intentionally spelled it "windwow" or "windwows" instead. This is especially noteworthy since I now work as a columnist for a computer magazine and have to write things about Microsoft Windwows a lot. It drives my editor crazy.

Microsoft Windwows sure crashes a lot.

by Alfie The Horndog October 2, 2007

Window Flavored Lollipop

In reference to someone being a complete dumbass, insinuating they ride the short bus, window lickers, they miss licking the window so much they have a lollipop of that flavor

Bill asks me where i lost my keys, if i would have known where i lost them, don't you think i would have them right now?!?!?! *hands bill a window flavored lollipop* damn retard

by JeretK77 January 17, 2009

Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.

So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.

by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008

window job

when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)

last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.

by chickendickk November 17, 2009

Window Steamer

Retarded kids riding on a short bus with their faces pressed against the glass, causing window to steam up.

Man, did you see that bus full of window steamers just ride by ?

by Fletch11 December 24, 2010

Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.

Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"

by JR1995 January 11, 2011