Pest of Luck

a critter that dwells in your pubes, giving you luck with the ladies.

Yo, he's got the pest of luck; he's been boning all the cheerleaders.

by N1K0 March 18, 2008

Fuck Luck Charm

A masterclass wingman. Every player's four-leaf clover.

Andy: Actually, on night's out I get quite far with Martin around.
Martin: Yeah, we *do good*
Andy: Exactly, you're my fuck luck charm. :D

by meansunlare April 23, 2013

Chevy Luck

When your luck is as bad as mine.

Guy: Dude did you ask that girl out?
Guy 2: Yeah, she said no then slapped me while screaming "Sexual Assualt!!"
Guy: Ouch that's a bad case of Chevy Luck, you got there.
Guy 2: You're telling me...

by Chevy The Unlucky June 9, 2014

rubber luck

rubber luck is a term used to ascribe a condition of circumstance whereby an individual alternately seems to have alternately remarkable good and exceptionally bad fortune.

"I never seen anyone with such rubber luck. Yesterday he was filling out insurance forms to cover his house fire, today he went to the assayer's office with a fifteen pound gold nugget he found when his jeep got run off the road into the creek."

by Coz the Shroom November 22, 2013

cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.

Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.

by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015

Hoffys Luck

When something so unlucky happens to someone which is so unlucky but typical of that person

Mate loses his license just a day after he had it suspended for 12months, thats hoffys luck for sure!

by Fredangle September 14, 2015

Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.

Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016