If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018

by Ty2p July 7, 2016

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."
2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
by thebeemarie July 1, 2012

The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited
by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018
