Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

by haybarner January 22, 2010

Wake and wank

The act of waking up and masturbating.

Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.

by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017

Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.

YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.

by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013

Honour Wank

When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.

e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo

by AsianEquations April 21, 2014

Wank Cabbage

The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.

Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.

by LukeEmia_ January 5, 2021

Multi-Wank

Where a lad has a wank, but after the first (orgasm) or cum session he carries on going to achieve multiple rounds of cum. Danger, can become tiring and painful !

i came 4 times in multi-wank last night!

by multiwank November 3, 2009

risky wank

The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.

"Risky wank"

Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.

Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.

by Littleonebigfun December 26, 2013