goth.from.walmart

The coolest person on earth. Wears the same shorts everyday but thats fine

GOTH.FROM.WALMART IS WHITER THEN ELSAS HAIR

by L4wli3t June 24, 2021

Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.

I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

bought something bad from Walmart

Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.

*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.

*see "going to Walmart"

Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

Hide and seek at Walmart

A term used as a euphemism for gay sex.

Person 1: I played hide and seek at Walmart with this blond twink I met yesterday
Person 2: oh really, how was it
Person 1: I pounded his ass without a condom

by SoldierTop9000 August 2, 2023

Walmart Syndrome

Habitually going to Walmart and spending money on things that you don't really need: dvds, cds, video games, etc. Often times it occurs due to boredom.

"Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a dvd for no apparent reason. I think I might have Walmart Syndrome."

by Blueboy57 October 24, 2008

Walmart Boy

Is a poor boy who has no friends. lives in a shack. stalks everyone, a redneck and a big douchbag.

that brett kid is stalking people, and is poor with no friends he such a walmart boy

by ryan bouska March 14, 2007

Walmart Wolverine

A term used toward Michigan fans. This term states that you must have gone to the school you are rooting for. This is very flawed in many ways. Reason 1: that means no one under college age is allowed to cheer on any college football team. Reason 2: College is not for everyone. For instance people in the military serving overseas with no college are not allowed to root for any one in college football. Reason 3:College cost money so not everyone can afford to go to a school like Michigan.

See that guy over there, I think I’m better then him because I’m an elitist pig. He was in the military and served his country but didn’t go to the college or the university that he is rooting for. He is a Walmart Wolverine.

by purelogic April 19, 2011