To wongle is to rub the erect penis up and down your sleeping girlfriend/wifes ass crack to try and wake them up for sex. (You all know what I'm talking about!)
I was horny as fuck when I got in from the pub last night. I got into to bed and wongled the wife. She didn't wake up so i whacked one off and went to sleep!
by Rayzor October 11, 2006
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Get the Lady Wongaga mug.Wongy has roamed the Earth for several Billion years.
Wongy is known for his innate lust for sexual relations with strips of bacon.
He is also known for his senoir management position at 'City Wok' (Chinese pronunciation of 'City Wok': "Shitty Rok")
But recently Wongy has moved over to City Wok Airlines.
"Shitty Rok Airrines".
Wongy is known for his innate lust for sexual relations with strips of bacon.
He is also known for his senoir management position at 'City Wok' (Chinese pronunciation of 'City Wok': "Shitty Rok")
But recently Wongy has moved over to City Wok Airlines.
"Shitty Rok Airrines".
by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 11, 2012
Get the Wongy mug.Simmilar to the actor in monk, an obsesive compulsive skinny asian man, first name must be a short american 3 letter-long name, usually begining with "D". They tend to own 5-20 computers, even though only one is used at a time. The wongmeister allways carries a bottle of hanitizer. Hard to find, as he not nocturnal, but also is rarely seen in the day, the wong feeds on super 88 foods and sometimes turtles and computer parts. Also looks like spock.
Wongmeisters are hard to find, but look hard, and you will see them lurking in the Best Buys and CompUsas.
by Jose Rubio October 22, 2006
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by Wongawongalover January 25, 2020
Get the Wongawonga mug.A Wumbo Wongus is someone who has a small dick.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
Person: how was the date?
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :)
Person2: omg yes ;D
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :)
Person2: omg yes ;D
by poopityscoopitypoopitydoop October 22, 2019
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