Arse Wipe

Name Given to people that are just retards

Guy 1: Your Such an Arse Wipe!
Kevin Shorter: What? Why?
Guy 1: You Just are.

by jbfhjjabfjb December 16, 2010

Red Wipe

This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.

Bidets help with that.

Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!

Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.

by RobYo November 9, 2009

angel wipe

When one wipes one's arse and no stools remains on the tissue. An occurence which leads to one finishing the shitting process.

When I finally had that angel wipe, I knew it was time to stick my finger up my arse.

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

Post Wipe

Wiping again after taking a dump even though you wiped thoroughly the first time.

Wiping up a juicy fart.

"Man, I got some bowel problems cause I've post wiped three times already."

"Yo, dude I gotta post wipe before we go."

by J dizzle and the shnizzle December 29, 2007

Indian wipe

To clean ones bottom with a bare finger like they do in India

Man, I told you to get toilet paper yesterday, I had to Indian wipe for the second day in a row!

by AJ10101 November 25, 2011

royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 17, 2003

Crass Wipe

Gardeners butt, Flower planters ass.

Someone who likes to work with dirty hoes all day; not afraid to get down in the mudd.

"Haley, your such a Crass Wipe!"
"Whats a Crass Wipe?"
"A Gardeners butt..."
"So your calling me a butt? Cool, thats mean!!"

by Crapping Crass Wipe January 15, 2010