The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.
Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
by Kyle man November 15, 2012
Get the Blacho Wastedmug. by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016
Get the ShitBag Wastedmug. A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.
Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
by deletedexe January 14, 2023
Get the Wasted Kingmug. After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.
"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."
"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
by craigishilarious March 5, 2014
Get the Book Wastedmug. by Floridaboy October 10, 2013
Get the Kinnett wastedmug. Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.
We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.
by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015
Get the hood wastedmug. You get soo wasted that you either end up naked or pucking yourself. You don't remember what you did cause you got naked wasted!
Dakota had not drank in awhile, his friend told him they were going to get him naked wasted. Dakota drank so many shots, that he started saying crazy things and went to throw a punch. The next morning he did not recall any of this because he got naked wasted! He also fell asleep in the bathroom with his pants off. He cant explain that one!
by Universal mind March 29, 2017
Get the Naked Wastedmug.