ShitBag Wasted

When you're black out drunk and can't function correctly
Josh: Help me pick up Trent off the floor, he's ShitBag Wasted and fell asleep on the ground
by TheWiseSageBush April 04, 2016
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Waste of milk

Someone who is a waste of space and nut.
by BigDickBaller20 September 23, 2020
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Vanessa Wasted

The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.
Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
by Arfarfarf April 20, 2012
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Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."
by deletedexe January 15, 2023
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Naked Wasted

You get soo wasted that you either end up naked or pucking yourself. You don't remember what you did cause you got naked wasted!
Dakota had not drank in awhile, his friend told him they were going to get him naked wasted. Dakota drank so many shots, that he started saying crazy things and went to throw a punch. The next morning he did not recall any of this because he got naked wasted! He also fell asleep in the bathroom with his pants off. He cant explain that one!
by Universal mind March 29, 2017
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waste bander

when a male gets a "wood" that they proceed to tuck in their waste band
When I see an attractive girl I get a waste bander.
by WOODtucker January 30, 2012
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waste of space

a person who has no worth or very little worth that is good for nothing other then being a housemaid or a cum dumpster, is easily manipulated to believe you care so you are able to have full control of every aspect of them
Lets make a mockery of that waste of space
by janruan August 21, 2022
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