Pressure Wash

When you stick your dick or a similar object into your partner/hooker's asshole, then you have them shit on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. This should cause the poop to go around the object and forcibly eject out the anus. The end result looks like a pressure washer spraying poop. DO NOT get in the way of this 'pressure washer,' it will inflict physical harm.

Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.

Danny: Oh yeah John! Just a little deeper and then I'll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!

John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)

by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011

Washiez Car wash

I’m an head operator and I’m supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH

Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR

Me: * nicely says no *

Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*

Washiez car wash

by Imnicebitch March 20, 2023

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen, then spread it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I gave my wife a right good Jug Wash last night.

by captain jugwash January 13, 2009

Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.

Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?

by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009

squady wash

a quick spray of lynx instead of a proper wash

you ready to go , al just have a quick squady wash

by bigjoe84 October 19, 2009

Public Wash

The act of washing your hands only when there are other people there to judge your personal hygiene, for instance in a public washroom.

"Don't shake John's hand. I hear he's a public washer."

OR

"I was in a hurry to leave the office but my boss was in the urinal next to me so I felt like I had to do a public wash before leaving."

by AdamZodiac January 15, 2010

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.

"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen

by colonial crunch December 20, 2010