On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 25, 2019
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Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu
by LilCoochie September 26, 2019
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VSCO analyses

The VSCO analyses is a sex move where one shoves a metal straw up there ass while they deepthoat a hydro flask
My girl did the VSCO analyses while I was in the bathroom
by Nicadicdill October 13, 2019
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Vsco Boomer

Someone who has at least 2 oversized hoodies but at the same time is a massive boomer. Constantly scolds others for not knowing anything about the Vsco lifestyle
Oh hey! Did you hear about Reanna? I heard she's turned into a real Vsco Boomer
by orangestressbry May 17, 2020
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Whack a vsco

Grab your favourite hydro flask and smack a girl in the head
Whack a vsco girl with a hydro flask or whip em with a scrunchie and give em what they deserve
by Dr.Belhabinscut October 20, 2019
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VSCO snakes

VSCO snakes are an animal that haunt kind sweet mortals of the human world that more than likely go by the name of Quinn
AHH VSCO snakes are hunting me
by HippieEt November 22, 2020
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vsco mom

a mom who owns a jeep and wears lululemon. she drinks white claws and still has scrunchies from 1980’s
wow your mom is such a vsco mom! she has a jeep and everything
by vshakabdvdia September 30, 2019
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