vegetarian 

the victims of a highly classified operation devised by some jealous intelligent apes who wanted to bring down humans from the top of the food chain and rise them self.

ape general: how is our vegetarianism propaganda doing?
ape 1: sir, more and more humans are becoming vegetarian ...the rate has doubled since last week
ape general: keep working ape, the rise of the planet of apes is OOONNN!!

vegetarian by yesitsgd February 27, 2016

Vegetarian 

It's another word for asshole who doesn't like steak.

A: Did you know that Mike is a vegetarian.
B: Yes, that asshole doesn't eat meat.

Vegetarian by Sulimania March 10, 2016

Vegetarian 

A heartless monster that causes the widespread suffering of countless fruits and vegetables. It is said that you can actually find vegetarian hideouts by the sound of plant screams. It is a widely known fact that vegetarians have tiny to no penis and are just compensating.

Note: Donald Trump is almost definately a vegetarian.

Person 1: "What is that heart wrenching sound?!"

Person 2: "It is the cries from the vegetarian carrot penis surgery. They attach carrots to their south poles because they don't have dicks."

Person 1: *faints*

Vegetarian by TheRealTony001 December 6, 2016

vegetarian 

An ancient tribal name for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or light fires.

- That guy is such a vegetarian

vegetarian by Assault Potato February 9, 2017

home vegetarian

One whom lives on a vegetarian diet at home, but who will devour meat when eating out. Usually to save money, or to avoid meat spoiling, and going in the rubbish.

I've never seen James cook meat at home, but he always loads up on burgers at Mackers. He must be a home vegetarian.

home vegetarian by EdgyCactus September 24, 2017

Vagitarian 

A person who chooses never to "eat" vagina.

Cindy was hoping that her boyfriend would eat her out, but it turned out that he was a vagitarian.

Vagitarian by mexicanduck August 7, 2011

vegetarian 

Contrary to the definition written below, a vegetarian is someone who does not eat meat for moral reasons or the fact that they do not like meat. Actually, some/most of these people attack you if you eat meat.

Vegetarian:Dude why do people eat meat they have rights too?!?

vegetarian by Joelfan515 December 11, 2007