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Valentimes Day

The day either immediately before or after Valentines Day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on Valentines Day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.
I'm taking my girlfriend out on Valentines Day but for Valentimes Day, I'm taking Lisa to the movies.
by Old Flirty Bastard February 13, 2015
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Stephanie velentina ramirez

Stephanie velentina ramirez is a smart pretty girl who can make anyone smile shes precious and derseves the world and much much more shes an actor and singer shes acts in dark town and the girl gang she makes me smile throughout my darkest times
Stephanie Velentina Ramirez is very precious and outstanding girl
by Dogsaremylife July 16, 2018
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Valenciaga

Someone to flexes as much as possible and who’s ego is as high as the Eiffel Tower. They also have atleast 29.5 personalities and mosh EVERYDAY.
Yo is that VALENCIAGA? He moshin so hard his tattoos finna fall off
by VALENCIAGA November 1, 2018
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Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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jersey valentine

a blow job.

best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
Yesterday was February 14th, so my girlfriend gave me a jersey valentine.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
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Bullet For My Valentine

A very good metalcore band that takes influences from bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden and Slayer. They've released two albums so far: The Poison and Scream Aim Fire.

Despite what people say, they are NOT emo. Emo is a style of hardcore punk. If you're going to call them emo because of their confessional lyrics, you might as well call Patsy Cline emo.
Person 1: Bullet for my Valentine is so emo!
Person 2: They are metalcore. Emo is a totally different genre.
by wingkon December 7, 2009
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Jessica Valenti

Man hater, left wing man hater.

To Jessica Valenti: i.e to hate men.

Registered bigot.
Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.

Without the need for evidence.
by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011
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