Standard Unions

Online Business and Marketplace website found at standardunions.com.

Yo connect with me on Standard Unions and peep my resume.

by StandfordU April 08, 2025

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a union of moons

Like a pack of wolves or a horde or zombies, a union of moons is a group of unsavoury paedophiles getting together at night.

A union of Moons is having an online meeting, let's hope the hunters are out tonight

by PH Basher June 11, 2024

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Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

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The revolt of the smokers union

A sarcastic comment uttered by a non smoker in the form of an announcement, to signify disapproval when a group of friends at a party get up and go outside for a cigarette.

Firend: "what's going on over there?"
Non Smoker: (with a sarcastic tone) "ahhhh here we go, it's time for the revolt of the smokers union, disgusting habit!!"

by Britney Sparkles June 02, 2025

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Tiddy Lovers Union

Tiddy Lovers Union(TDU)
World best and fastest(arguably) growing religion. Created by Tiddy after getting frustrated with all the same old boring religions.

Tiddy Lovers All Over the World Unite.

Wow, youre a follower of Tiddy Lovers Union? Thas dank. Lemme suck your cock. Please.

by The Tiddy November 19, 2020

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