Tiny Uncle

An uncle who is younger than you

This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.

by tiny mommy October 3, 2022

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

by King_zelch September 23, 2019

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 12, 2020

Uncle Neil

To inject ones finger into the anus of another being

Last night I got an Uncle Neil

by Ddawg911 February 19, 2019

Uncle Donnie

Your creepy uncle who is most likely a pedophile.

I haven't been able to sit since my last visit with Uncle Donnie

by phatchick420 October 27, 2017

Uncle Touchy

When your Uncle loves you too much & is always down to love you even more.

When you have an Uncle Mitch he gets incarcerated, and now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023