Twitter Bios

A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.

I need to learn how to make funnier Twitter Bios

by JerryMouse July 11, 2017

Football Twitter

Football Twitter is a section of twitter that consists of people with names such as “PogbaSZN” or “SalahSkills”. It’s full of people calling each other Nonces , Virgins , Gay and more.
There are 4 sides to FT :
Side 1 - People with football Avis talking about football
Side 2-People showing there faces

Side 3- People with rapper profile pics to try and leave FT , even though they only interact with FT.
Side 4- The cringe kids who spam agendes , never watch games and be racist , sexist etc .
All in all , it’s an amazing part of twitter , we may have our flaws , but so does everyone else , in the end it’s a tightnit community of virgins , and I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️

Football Twitter- a large group of football accounts talking shit to each other with a few ones actually talking about football

“Dave , I’m gutted”
“Why?”
“LacazetteSZN , called me a virgin”
“Sorry mate”

*The year is 2089*
“Hey Billy , what was your best online experience?”
“FT , for sure , bunch of nice guys”
“Sound mate”

by FT LAD March 18, 2019

FT Twitter

Football Twitter, full of stupendous dubs and virgins simping 15 year olds. Giving kpop stans an L.

Did you see what he put on twitter?
Yeah that guy runs FT twitter

by CityFT January 2, 2020

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

Twitter Bang

Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.

Sarah: How did you meet Rafael?

Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.

Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!

by santa clothes May 2, 2009

Twitter-twatter

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.

Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.

by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

twitter balls

The keyboard courage that allows a normally civil and mild-mannered guy to make an outrageous posting in his Twitter account.

Dirk called the president of the company a lame-brained sissy in a tweet. He had twitter balls.

by Clifton Hughes November 19, 2009