by noreallyurmom February 2, 2023
Get the Dr. Turnermug. by anonymous April 4, 2022
Get the Tike Turnermug. A great good looking animal great at any games can take ur Mrs and anything u own u should be scared damn hes such a korey turner
by Damn 123 December 24, 2019
Get the korey turnermug. A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.
by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024
Get the Alex Turnermug. To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason
"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner
by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015
Get the P Turnermug. A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.
Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!
by Jsuevehdud March 6, 2023
Get the Turnermug. 