by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017
Get the Turkish Cock Fight mug.When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.
Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018
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The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.
Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.
by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018
Get the Turning knobs mug.Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider
by Hairy ynnaf May 10, 2018
Get the turkish bike ride mug.When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.
Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.
by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018
Get the turkish cavewoman mug.Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over
by boccemaster April 27, 2019
Get the Turkish comb-over mug.When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip
by jeff medrala February 5, 2020
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