Tinder Surprise

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia

Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.

by Seantc16 August 12, 2017

Tinder night

It's like Netflix and chill without Netflix.

Kenny: "Hey Mandy wanna come over and have a tinder night"

Mandy: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"

Kenny: "Wait I thought we were just gonna be swiping on our phones."

Mandy: "Tinder night means we fuck, dumbass"

by Sneakerb0ss September 1, 2017

tinder prop

An item you add to a photo of yourself in your tinder profile to make you seem more interesting.

Dude, Kelsey banged me cause she said she loves musicians. Using a guitar as a tinder prop really worked.

by PieterVermeulen September 22, 2017

Tinder punch

When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.

"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"

by Awedray October 6, 2017

Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.

I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.

by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017

Thinder

1. How idiots spell thunder.

2. The forecaster dating app.

1.

Idiot: Man it was storming so bad last night, thinder was so loud i barely slept.
Random dude: You mean thunder right?
Idiot:Yea thats what i said.

2. Meet hot and single weatherpeople in your area. Just download the app and in matter of hours you will find weathergirl/weatherman of your dreams.

by theshadowking124 December 17, 2017

tinder tango

When you delete Tinder because you find someone you really like but it almost instantly falls through with that person and then you have to re-download the app...

"Kendall keeps on doing the tinder tango"

by seattlesailorscout December 29, 2017