Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

Tree Law

A term popularized by reddit and rslash that means if you cut down someone's private trees you will get a whole lot of money like a huge amount of money like a hunkajanga of money like hummangajungasungatungafungatlamunga amount of money in the range of in the 100 thousands

You cut down my tree and by tree law I will sue you for 100s of 1,000s of dollars from you.

by Dootdadoot April 21, 2021

Tree-Leafin'

Incredibly cool, to the point where it is like one is floating over the tops of trees in a forest and sees everything around them.

That concert last night was tree-leafin', I've never seen a live performance be that good before.

by Mally Cat May 2, 2010

half tree

when someone doesn't chop down the entire tree in minecraft so just the leaves and a few logs are left.

yo, can y'all stop leaving half trees in the server? it looks terrible smfh.

by kkuso July 7, 2019

vagina tree

the term vagina tree refers to the foul odored fruit produced by the ginko tree.

*gag* The vagina tree is dropping fruit.

by offender of some March 19, 2011

Tree-Slinger

Someone who sells marijuana and only marijuana.

"Dude, I ran dry yesterday so I have to go pick some up from my Tree-Slinger."

by flyinghigh February 14, 2009

wisdom tree

Wisdom Tree (n). A company publishes "unlicensed" Nintendo games (notable for their infamous "Bible Games") that many people are PISSED about it! No-one's fuck with them, not even Chuck Norris.

Bible Adventures for NES and most Wisdom Tree games suck ass! I can't stand them no more! I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog's anus hole. It's just a bunch of poopy diarrhea doo doo ass shit.

AVGN: "Wisdom Tree said: "Let there be shit!" and there was shit!"

by Nintendo_JCT October 26, 2013