swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo

Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit

by bigjewdicksss February 22, 2008

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torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)

Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.

by Mark January 8, 2004

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torpedo

When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.

John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...

by CTMD May 3, 2010

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torpornap

An overwhelming, irresistable, deep sleep nap. You might drool, the world might end, but you wouldn't know it. Based upon torpor, which is the state of a hibernating animal.

Jane: My secret to productivity is that after lunch I take a power nap.

Bill: Screw that! I'm taking a torpornap.

by some book May 22, 2010

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