Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Pulled a Topper

When a dude meets a girl and they chill for a bit, then the dude tries to get off with the girl and she starts to cry, The asshole then just leaves.

HAY DUDE, I TOTALLY WENT TO HERS AND PULLED A TOPPER

by Vausey__ March 29, 2009

Camp Timber Tops

the absolute best place in the entire world. the place where strangers become best friends and make memories that are ever lasting. the place where u can wear crocs and not be judged. the best place ever. the place everybody marks down on their calender and counts down the days until. camp timber tops makes smiles grow even bigger and better. it makes your mood turn ten times better. the people make u laugh 24/7. this place is everlasting and theres a million reasons why because it's the people there that make it hard to say goodbye. this is my home:)

camp timber tops is the best place ever

by campppppp January 29, 2018

School box tops

This shits would come in anything little kids would eat and you would give them in to your teacher

Me: Did you give in your school box tops bro?
Friend: nah man i forgot them at home!

by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019

School box tops

These shits would be in every cereal box and little kids would collect them to later on give ‘em to the teacher for something in return which was mostly the class leader type stuff

Me: “ayoo did you give in your school box tops?”

Friend: “no man i forgot them at home!”

by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019

Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021

Run the tops

The act of requesting someone to play the well known roblox game of "Future tops" in a 1v1 fassion.

Hey man, how about you run the tops since you lack the skill to breath

by FrisherTops July 10, 2021