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Toblerone Touchdown 

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.
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"A dan B sedang bersantai, lalu A melihat sesuatu"

A: Weh liat ada Tobrut njir
B: Mana??

"B menyukai Tobrut"
tobrut by BajaRinganGalvanis May 31, 2024
Toket Brutal (susunya gede). Biasanya digunakan ketika melihat wanita berdada besar
"A dan B sedang bersantai, lalu A melihat wanita berdada besar"

A: Weh liat ada Tobrut njir
B: Mana??

"B menyukai Tobrut"
Tobrut by BajaRinganGalvanis May 31, 2024
Tobrut is slang for giving something sexual about a woman's breast.

Tok*t : breast

Brutal : Brutal

But sometimes this slang is used for sexual harassment to woman who don't know what does it mean
"damn! I just saw her at the school, she's so pretty and tobrut"
Tobrut by DamnRight_yippe July 2, 2024
The word used to describe someone who's spouting nonsense as if they're high while just under the effects of lack of sleep
„Bro, I'm tobed as fuck right noe but I don't wanna go to sleep cuz' I can't.“
Tobed by eyeofardor July 20, 2024
Tobrut Is an Indonesian slang that were used with an woman who have big breasts that's big enough it give an awe, it's an indonesian equivalent of "Racks"

Initially Tobrut were an shortened 2 sentence of "Toket" and "Brutal,
"alamak Tobrut gilak cuk"
Which means
"Holy Cow she racks dude"
Tobrut by Asthal July 28, 2024