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Normally used as a middle name or 'nick name'. Abreviated form of the name 'Gerard'. Gede's are very funny, good looking males who are very smart and have alot of friends and a great sense of humour. They are great at all sports that involve land. eg, sprinting, boxing, but not as strong off the land. eg, swimming, rock climbing. They usually have a large penis and are commonly Gemini's.
"Did you see Gede who won all the track events at the sports carnival? I saw him in the shower, he was a horse! His penis could choke a small mammal!" He was so funny, he started doing 'the helicopter' with his dick.
Gede by parra eels March 7, 2009
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Base version of the "Great Gede." When you are a massive idiot and like to say idiotic things. Hobbies include eating green sticks, being useless in video games, and having a terrible singing voice. Can be used in a composite word to relate it to Gede.
"To gede or not to gede" - Marcus

"Shut up Gederson you suck at chess" - Ib

"I Geded in Gede's mom last night" - Ranger
Gede by TheGoletaPunisher November 9, 2022

New Gede 

Once a man of honour, aka a Great Gede, the new gede is a declining failure that can never be happy. He can fall in the trap of substances, phone charging schemes, big foreheads, and skinny Minnies. Although he would like to think so, he is no longer the group leader and the group’s stability is suffering without their Great Gede.
Ib: “That guy has no comebacks!”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”

Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”

Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”
New Gede by TheGoletaPunisher November 6, 2022

Great Gede 

A renaissance man. The fearless leader of the group that is an unstoppable force. Likely banged ur mom.
"I heard Justin banged Ibrahim's mom last night" - Ranger

"Not surprising, he is the Great Gede" - Kyle
Great Gede by Bigbooblover May 18, 2021
An athletic, good-looking, funny in alot of ways, boy who is not afraid to show how he feels towards a girl, also energetic and passionate. He never seems to hive up on his dream and also does not fail to impress a girl in bed with his nice big dick.
I wanna marry a boy named Gedeon.
Gedeon by Actually lavar ball April 23, 2018

Géderbrunch Munchi 

Géderbrunch Munchi is a slang word in Quebec meaning that someone's brain is melting because he's such a dumbass. It could also be referring to someone who sweats a lot
"Géderbrunch Munchi a dont bien chaud man"
"Le petit Geder va tu venir?"
Géderbrunch Munchi by Bullseye98 October 20, 2021
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