Ur pet toad on easy mode

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode

Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*

by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019

Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

by Dingus Hwas September 27, 2006

toad

Slang. Take Of And Die. Usually found in chat rooms and MUD's.

I don't want to talk to you. TOAD.

by Zagger July 12, 2006

Toad

small puppy hopping in the snow

awww you little toad!

by Truffles February 22, 2003

Toadally Awesome

#1: A gay pun made by Konami (creator of yugioh) to remind every faggoty nerd who plays yugioh to kill themselves.
#2: A derogatory term used for virgin card-playing nerds with no life who jack off to weeb shit.

I saw some faggot playing yugioh while watching weeb shit, and I told him he was Toadally Awesome!

by I Hate Angela November 20, 2016

toad face

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.

Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

toad

-A girl with an abnormally large forehead

Person #1: "She has a huge ass forehead."

Person #2: "I know, she's a toad."

by updating November 1, 2009