Toad fest is a two day gathering of young ripped studs and old bald men, the annually celebrate this feat once a year for a pointless excuse to drink and do drugs at an extreme pace. Moderation is a word not heard over these two days. Also hot single chicks over the age of 18 from all around the south shore gather to get stuffed,well. Fat chicks are denied at the door on this event for once in their pathetic lives. No one cleans sleep is rare. And this event is inevitable under any circumstance rain sleet hail or even police.
Hey bro beans you going to toad fest? "Ugh yeah yeah faggot I go to toad fest every year, If you ask me again I'll kick you're neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
Get the toad festmug. by Beantoads April 30, 2016
Get the Bean toadmug. A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
Get the Toad vampiremug. by GreatPrairieDog June 23, 2022
Get the Toadmug. When a person is so disgusting and ugly that their face makes you nauseous to look at. They look a ballsack covered in warts.
Jessicas face is so disgusting I wouldn’t give that nasty Scrotum Toad a facial for 1 million dollars.
by VeeeC March 26, 2022
Get the Scrotum Toadmug. /tohd/
noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.
noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.
by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025
Get the Toadmug. When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.
by boxseven April 3, 2019
Get the toad baconmug.