Titseeking

When you go around looking for girls with big tits and than stare at those big tits. Titseeking can be done at work, school, or anywhere you want.

Mike: Hey do you want to go Titseeking with me?

Tom: Sorry man I already went today.

Mike: Really?

Tom: Yeah, and I saw some nice DDs

Mike: Sweet.

by SlimJim12 January 23, 2010

tits or gtfo

The proper response to any female poster

Prima: Hey guys! Am I hot?
Secunda: Tits or GTFO

by CraigNobody May 3, 2008

Tough Tits

A sarcastic phrase used to express one feelings of flippancy. Similar to the phrase ‘Too Bad’

Man comes into shop
Shopkeeper: I'm just about to go on my lunch break, I'll get Margret to serve you. MARGRET, MARGRET....slight pause

Margret: ....YEES!

Shopkeeper: shouting upstairesCan you come down and serve this gentleman please?

Margret: after a moment of awkwardness...I haven't got any arms or legs!

Shopkeeper: Aww...that's tough tits int' it.

by AJ, from Nottingham Trent Uni January 1, 2005

Tits Almighty

1.n. in reference to the chest region of a woman, "Tits Almighty" is a size of equal or greater value to DD bra size.

2.n. big ass tits

"Hey, did you see the new girl today?"
"Who, Tits Almighty?"
"Yeah, her"

by Velement and Unkillable June 27, 2005

the tits

outstanding, the best or fabulous

My new cell phone is the tits.
mmm...this pizza is the tits.

by OrangesAKAS November 7, 2008

Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

by Jone Merler July 16, 2008

calorie tits

A girl who has huge tits, only because she's fat and eats to much.

That chick's tits aren't hot... she has calorie tits!

by M Reebs July 29, 2006