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Timberland Threesome

When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.
Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?

Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome
by mycatseatcheese August 10, 2013
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Shiver me timbers

Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...
by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011
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shiver me timbers

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.
I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.
by Kuno May 21, 2005
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two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.
by gnostic3 January 1, 2015
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timbering

The act of climbing up a tree, standing or felled, with the goal of ascending to its top. Generally done without the assistance of any equipment, analogous to bouldering and buildering. Challenging routes may be added to increase the difficulty of the climb, especially when competing with a friend.

Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.
Man, all the rocks out here suck!
Well, we could always go timbering.
by Samanthuel March 31, 2010
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christmas timber

on christmas when you are unpacking your gifts, nothing ruins it with your christmas tree falling straight down onto your temples and knocking you out cold, this is what is referred to as christmas timber.
on the news the other day, a few people suffered from christmas timber while opening their beatiful presents, and had to go to the hospital!
by reffered to as bill murray?yes November 29, 2009
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Timberline PK-8

Timberline is the worst school to exist in the US it’s a school that is racist I went to a teacher and told her that a kid called me a gay c*nt in Spanish and she didn’t do anything I did the same thing and I got suspended for a week
by Mr. RockTable February 26, 2019
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