two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

by cody bloss October 25, 2007

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

by Brey234 August 15, 2021

timeshifter

Someone who has a huge ego, huge gut, and a tiny dick. Also a Trump supporter.

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by Spaminol July 18, 2016

three times twice

to do something more than once.

Audra: "Brandon, you need to cut the grass"

Brandon " I been did that three times twice"

by Audra and Brandon July 17, 2006

talking all nine times eight

a common P Miller phrase, meaning your talking all crazy and not making any sense.

quit talking all nine times eight

by van whalen January 20, 2008

timster

a person who resembles will ferrel and bruce willis, very beliigerent, likes to get big air, raging his face off is his favorite past time.

Dude, look at timster raging his face off while getting big air

by rydick January 22, 2012

times square slappy

When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.

Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.

by Kobrakys April 13, 2017