Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is given when requested by a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. The booty ticket can't be denied or reversed. It can be given by any girl. You could use the booty ticket on the one that gave you the ticket or any other girl.

Friend: Dude, she's right there
Me: so?
Friend: you have an extra booty ticket
Me: oooooh

by mister bum hole November 25, 2019

Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

by Thickthong June 4, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Skin ticket

Using a razor to make a ticket out of skin

Bro1:Dude I have my balls and I made a skin ticket

Bro2:WTF

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019