detour village

shitty small town in the up michigan. nothing to do but drive around and drink
person 1: hey wanna go to detour village for the summer?
person 2: no.
by pioooosmdn September 16, 2021
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A section 8 hood apartment in East Houston, Texas, located near Beltway 8 and Woodforest Blvd, bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, crime prances around the area and was even worse in the 2000s, has a psuedo-nice exterior to it and a clean-cut looking leasing office but still burglaries, neighborhood drama, drugs, nightly gunshots, etc.
“Y’all heard about that block party last night at them Lafayette Village Apartments? 12 had to come lock some people up for fighting”
by DaisyDukesDaisy December 31, 2023
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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything
The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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The village.

Lake George Village
"The Village" kids like to call it nowadays make it sound like its the place to be on Thursday nights. Teens ages 12-21 take at least three hours to prepare them selves, and while doing so take scandalous pictures and post them all over Facebook. Hudson Falls kids, mostly, get hammered and when the morning comes they don't know where they are or how they got there. 90% of the Queensbury student population go there regularly, and is almost impossible to go there and not see someone you know. When each person go home, they have at least one friend request on Facebook. Its the place to be if you want an STD. Oh and dont worry you will get your butt slapped for sure. Have a safe summer.
~D00d, d!d u 3nd ^ goin to the "The village." last nit3??

~i think s00, if i culd only remember where my pants wentt.

~yeah but you were so drunk. haha. BEST SUMMER EVER!

~ WAIT DO YOU KNOW WHT HAPPEND TO MY FOOT. UGHH, hurtt so bad. so b a d!
by dgaflhgfheg August 22, 2011
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village yak

An individual within a group of friends who possesses a gaping asshole from experiencing anal sex regularly. Preferably male - a village yak tends to lactate from its big, gargantuan breasts.
Does the village yak produce milk from it's voluptuous utters? If so can it provide enough milk for the entire village
by Village Chief August 7, 2025
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