beefcake status

when men show off their ripped arms and perfect abs, especially in pictures.
henry: who want's to see my sexy abs, ya?
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.
by imknownbymanynames June 15, 2010
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placebo status

facebook status which has no meaning or did not had any effect on people,fake one
what an placebo status
by Ronnie4060 October 13, 2011
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status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 08, 2010
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Gallery Status

meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow
1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending

2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia

3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club
by JohnnyDelCampo June 21, 2010
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worm status

A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.
I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.
by nahla1212 December 19, 2009
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status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."
by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009
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Fartial Status

Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.

A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
by RedRabbit1987 March 04, 2019
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