shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.

I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.

by Gargallon May 12, 2023

Shotgun Treatment

Used to describe someone who is extremely manipulative, controlling, and self-satisfied, unaware their actions or behavior will eventually result in their own misfortune or downfall.

After years of beating his wife and giving her the shotgun treatment, she finally left him

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Shotgun Deepthroat

The girl rolls a blunt, smokes it, turns it around and blow the smoke out the mouth piece of the blunt. She would take a shotgun hit and then deepthroat until I cum, then exhale the smoke after depositing your load in her throat.

She did a shotgun deepthroat!

by RobynSpencer July 5, 2020

Cum Shotgun

When you nut in a girls ass and she farts. Making it splater all over the surface behind her
( You must yell " CUMSHOTGUN " if it happens.

Fred: Dude I gave her a anal creampie and she farted
Chris: Call that shit a Cum Shotgun
Fred: Get the fuck out

by Tiny PP man October 12, 2020

ak and shotguns

In chief keef song all time he said AK and shotguns an AK is a long gun and a shotgun is too

Chief keef :AK and shotguns

Tadoe:aye what you mean AK and shotguns

by I be chiefin keef November 24, 2018

SHOTGUN KNEES

SHOTGUN KNEES are used by MemeLords who play League of Legends and watch BrickyOrchid8 to completely destroy and humiliat the enemy. It is a meme created by Lord Brick Sensei in his ,,So you want to Main Urgot" video. It goes hand in hand with a greenisch screen and ear rape when used right.

I used my SHOTGUN KNEES to slaughter my enemy .

by NaFeTs34 October 16, 2017