fake pumping

claiming to have something that you really dont; lying; being fake; Originated in Cleveland, OH

"I gets so much money!"
--"Yea, whatever. Stop fake pumping!"

by cleveland'_'bread November 26, 2010

lil pump

A shithole person who writes songs about Gucci

I wanna fuck Lil Pump

by Lil punp February 19, 2018

Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter

Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.

by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021

Lil Pump

A retard who is famous for being a sped with an iq lower then a rock, he is famous for screaming ESKETIT!!! like a kid who needs help and pointing guns at his face and not knowing where north and south and east and west is. He also shows that you could easily make a hit song by retardedly repeating words like esketit, gucci gang.

The death of hip hop started when so called "rappers" started making hit songs by repeating stuff and recycling beats and making them sound super sick starting from soujia boy to turn down for what to lil pump repeating fucking gucci gang. There are so much better songs with no recognition, how bland has society gone...

by Helisexist July 5, 2018

pump the porpoise

slang term meaning to masterbate

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!

by G60Corrado March 29, 2005

Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing

(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*

by Prodigious Asian February 6, 2010

Doodie Pumps

It is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer.

Friend: Oh man do you want to talk about it.

You: Na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

by funkshen December 19, 2011