MS Paint

The godliest drawing program. Something that you can use at school, work, your 7 year old cousin's birthday party, etc. It's better than photoshop!

Ben: "I used MS Paint at my brother's b-day party 'cause he's annoying."
Lisa: "Yeah, I feel you."

by Spookycould April 01, 2021

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 30, 2023

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 02, 2018

Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.

Yo, dawg, I'm gonna paint that vagina tonight.

by Ruth Less April 20, 2019

jellybean paint

Shiny, bright colored paint on a car.

"My ride sit on 26's with that jellybean paint"

by Da_Ville87 May 02, 2006