he is built like black china fr fr he is gay as shit damn uhhh and his ass phat as shit wierdo outfits no cap sucks gorilla dicks
by b34nnnnnnn August 28, 2019
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Before elementary
Dude: Hey can you give me answers???
Lucas: Aight. It's a guaranteed 100.
Next day
Dude: Hey Lucas! I got a hundred on that paper!
First day in Junior High
Dude: Hey Lucas I need some answers
Lucas: Aight. Guaranteed 100.
Next day
Dude: Hey Lucas!
Lucas: Yeah?
Dude: Guess what!
Lucas: You got a 100?
Dude: No you dumb fucking rock, I got a fucking 69!
Lucas: Well shit
Dude: Hey can you give me answers???
Lucas: Aight. It's a guaranteed 100.
Next day
Dude: Hey Lucas! I got a hundred on that paper!
First day in Junior High
Dude: Hey Lucas I need some answers
Lucas: Aight. Guaranteed 100.
Next day
Dude: Hey Lucas!
Lucas: Yeah?
Dude: Guess what!
Lucas: You got a 100?
Dude: No you dumb fucking rock, I got a fucking 69!
Lucas: Well shit
by The dude next door 6969 March 15, 2017
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by -HOLABACON- February 13, 2018
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A funny guy and a dumb ass that never has good luck with women.
Luke for short
A beautiful human being
A funny guy and a dumb ass that never has good luck with women.
Luke for short
A beautiful human being
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