rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 09, 2017

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 31, 2020

Lettuce Play

Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.

Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”

by Unwell July 06, 2021

Whole Foods-Quality Devil's Lettuce

1. Very good weed

Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."

by theworldiscrowded July 20, 2016

Lettuce butt

When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.

Does these leggings make me look like I have a lettuce butt

by Littlegael April 02, 2016

Get Lettuced

Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart

Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced

by Ye corey March 20, 2022

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 12, 2021